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 Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 3:24 pm Post subject: A solve-it-fast guide for home, car and more. |
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A solve-it-fast guide for home, car and more. Because--sometimes--duct tape just isn't enough.
Author: Goober
Everything from flooded basements to mysterious oil leaks to flat mountain bike tires. These down-and-dirty repairs won't all last a lifetime, but they can certainly save the day.
INVADING ARMY: Ants are having a feeding frenzy in your kitchen, and you don't want to use a toxic brew to defeat them.
THE QUICK FIX: "A 50/50 mix of peppermint oil and water will get rid of ants” says Amy Devers, co-host of the DIY Network’s “DIY to the Rescue” show. “Fill a spray bottle, and spray wherever you see them coming out of hiding.”
SPEAR FACTOR: A weed-ridden asparagus patch has you about ready to give up on your favorite crop.
THE QUICK FIX: Add salt. Asparagus is the only vegetable that can withstand salt. Spreading salt around your plants will kill the weeds but leave the asparagus unharmed.
DRAINED LAPTOP BATTERY: The battery in your laptop is losing its charge much faster than expected,
THE QUICK FIX : Wireless operations are a little-known drain on laptop batteries. If you can disable your wireless networking and still get your work done, do it. Some wireless cards can eat up half your laptop’s power.
FROZEN OUT: Cold weather has stiffened the mechanism of your garage door opener, causing it to lose power.
THE QUICK FIX: Most garage door openers made in the past 15 years have pressure adjustments for both raising and lowering. Check and adjust these settings seasonally to keep things running smoothly.
SCREW LOOSE: You’re trying to replace a wood screw, but the hole is stripped and the screw wont grab.
THE QUICK FIX: Insert two short lengths of thin, insulated wire in the whole before adding the screw. They’ll allow the screw to bite.
TRAPPED BELOW: The water in the trap of your basement floor drain dried up and now your cellar smells vaguely of nasty, nasty things.
THE QUICK FIX: Pour nontoxic plumbing antifreeze down the drain to fill the trap. You can use water in a pinch, but it evaporates faster than antifreeze, so you’ll need to repeat the process more often.
HOT WHEELS: The temperature gage on your car is headed for the danger zone, but you’ve got no time (or place) to park and cool your jets.
THE QUICK FIX: Turn the heater on full blast (opening the windows s you don’t fry). The extra volume of the heater core and its hoses, as well as the airflow of the heater fan blowing across the core, may dissipate enough heat to get you home or to the garage without a meltdown.
ICE RACE: Your car doors freeze shut in cold weather.
THE QUICK FIX: Spray the weather-stripping around the door frames with silicone. It keeps moister from collecting and freezing your doors shut in the winter, and it keeps it from drying out and cracking in the summer.
POWER INTERRUPTION: You need to remove you car’s battery, but don’t want to lose the settings on the car’s radio, alarm, GPS and computer.
THE QUICK FIX: A 9-volt battery adapter can plug into your cigarette lighter to keep those chips powered up. Result: No more auto amnesia
DAMPNESS AT NOON: Your clothes dryer seems to have lost its zip.
THE QUICK FIX: Clear the vent duct by removing the vent pipe and pulling out any accumulated debris from the pipe and duct. It’s a 3-minute fix that can save you a $75 visit from a technician.
UNPLANNED POOL: A big rain has flooded your basement. And since it knocked out power too, your usually reliable sump pump won’t pump.
THE QUICK FIX: If you lie on a slope, try making a siphon. First, fill a garden hose with water from the outside spigot. Seal one end with your thumb and have a friend seal the other. Place one end through the cellar window and into the standing water. Then, have your friend carry the other end as far downhill as possible (the outlet has to be below the intake). Release your thumbs and let gravity do the rest.
SHAGGY LAWN: You need to cut the grass before the in-laws show up but your mower wont start.
THE QUICK FIX: Before you give up and take it to the repair shop, try this. First, take out the spark plug and empty the gas. Then, get a new plug, add some fresh gas to the tank and, more often than not, the mower will start right up.
CRACKED TEETH: Someone – not you, surely – has broken a key off in a door lock, which is now jammed shut.
THE QUICK FIX: Use a grinder wheel to shape an old hacksaw blade into a harpoon-like point. Then, slip the point into the lock over one of the key nubs and use the hook to fish it out.
BLURRED VISION: The zoom shots from your fancy new digital camera are fuzzy.
THE QUICK FIX: Only use your optical zoom. Most digital cameras have both optical zoom, in which the lens moves (just like a zoom on a film camera), and digital zoom, which manipulates the image electronically. The digital zoom can compromise the quality of the image. If you want more magnification than the optical zoom can handle, it’s better to achieve it on a computer after the fact.
RISING WATERS: The toilet is about to overflow, and you know that your usual tactic of slamming the lid and crossing your fingers won’t work.
THE QUICK FIX: As soon as the water level in the bowl starts rising, reach into the tank and prop up the fill valve (the ball or cylinder that floats on the tip of the water). That will stop the flow to the toilet, thwarting an overflow. The plunger, however, still awaits.
IMMOVABLE OBJECT: A stubborn nut on an old lawnmower or pickup truck refuses to budge.
THE QUICK FIX: The standard tactic since the dawn of the acetylene torch as been to heat the nut until it glows red. When heat alone won’t cut it, touch a candle to the glowing nut. The wax will melt and flow into the threads, acting as a lubricant.
SNEAK LEAK: You can’t find the source of oil leaking from your engine.
THE QUICK FIX: First, spray the area with Easy Off kitchen cleaner (It’s cheaper then automotive cleaners.) Then, hose the area down, let it dry and spray on aerosol foot powder. The oil will stain a path in the powder, which you can follow back to its source. Note: Yes, Easy off can corrode aluminum, but the damage isn’t instantaneous. Make sure to rinse it off with a house both promptly and thoroughly.
SUN-DRIED TOMATOES: You need a way to water sensitive tomato plants during your summer vacation, without asking your neighbor to take care of them (again).
THE QUICK FIX: Collect some liter-size plastic soda bottles and bunch a few small holes in each one. Then bury a bottle up to its neck next to each of the plants. Before you leave, simply fill the bottles; they’ll slowly release the water over the next four or five days and keep your plants from wilding.
STRUCTURAL COLLAPSE: A broken tent pole is threatening to ruin your annual family camping trip.
THE QUICK FIX: As long as you don’t need it to hold up to serious weather, you can splint a tent pole with a branch. Use medical tape, dental floss or, yes, duct tape. You can even pitch a tent entirely with branches if you need to.
POLTERGEIST DOOR: Every house has one, a door that slowly drifts shut every time you try to leave it open.
THE QUICK FIX: Rather then resetting the hinges or propping it open with a potted plant, remove one of the hinge pins, lay it over a nail atop a hard surface, and strike it lightly with a hammer until the hinge pin has a slight bend. Tap the pin back in place. The increased friction will keep the door where you want it.
TRASHED SINK: The kitchen garbage disposal has stopped working.
THE QUICK FIX: Ninety-five percent of garbage disposals have a reset button on the motor. No other appliance has this, so people assume they need to call a technician. So before you call the technician, look for a reset button!
CHILLY DEPTHS: There’s a puddle of water under your refrigerator, and its growing.
THE QUICK FIX: There is two possibilities to this problem, if you have an icemaker or water dispenser in your fridge, Its probably just the icemaker that sprung a leak. There is a shutoff valve, usually under the kitchen sink, if not, look in the basement, beneath the fridge. If this still doesn’t solve the problem, it could be the defrost cycle on the fridge. Ice builds up inside the freezer and a heater melts it every few hours, the melted water flows down from the freezer to pan under the fridge where it evaporates into the air. Check the tray for blockage, or check the pipe leading from the freezer to the tray.
DRIPPING TOILET TANK: A toilet tank is dripping and you can’t tell if the water is coming from harmless seasonal sweating or a bad seal.
THE QUICK FIX: Dump some food coloring into the tank and see if the color reaches the floor. If it does, check the tank for cracks and the piping for loose connections.
OUT BIKING WITHOUT A SPARE TUBE: You’ve got a flat tire on your mountain bike, and you don’t have a spare inner tube.
THE QUICK FIX: Create a makeshift inner tube out of leaves and grass. Leave one side of the tire bead hooked on the rim and cram the opening with as much soft stuff as you can find. Install the other bead, and away you go. At least it will get you home.
TWO-WEEKEND PAINT JOB: You want to put away your paint-laden rollers and brushes without cleaning them.
THE QUICK FIX: Wrap the paint utensils tightly in a plastic bag and stick them in the freezer. Once thawed, they’ll be ready to use.
UNSTABLE WIRELESS INTERNET: You’re constantly getting kicked off the wireless link on your home computer network.
THE QUICK FIX: Other devices are probably interfering. If you have a 2.4Ghz cordless phone, switch to a 900-MHz, or a newer 5.8 GHz model. These phones operate on different frequencies than your wireless router. Microwave ovens can also disrupt your wireless signal.
Questions & Comments: Please feel free to add your comments and questions below. If you have any other tips, feel free to add those as well.
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